I'm tired of the inequality - eviltoast
  • Ghostc1212@sopuli.xyz
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    1 year ago

    Soil muncher doesn’t sound very cool and it doesn’t roll off the tongue very well. Dirtmuncher just sounds superior. You could also go sexual style and call them “spermophages” for eating fruit but I’d advise against it as we wouldn’t want your mother to think you’re asking for her.