Cicadas are nature's weirdos. They pee stronger than us and an STD can turn them into zombies - eviltoast

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    • bean@lemmy.world
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      8 months ago

      “Our troops can pee 10x in length by strengthening their prostate through cicada smoothies!”

      🙋‍♂️🗣️ Why though?

      “SILENCE, PEASANT!” Pees from across the room.