Have you ever been to a movie so terrible that you saw people leaving the theater? Which one was it? - eviltoast
  • Trae@lemmy.worldOP
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    8 months ago

    To me battlefield earth falls under the “so bad it begins to loop back around into Cheesey fun” category.

    I especially love how what are essentially cave men find F16 fighter jets from the past and not only do the jets and old fuel work, but the cave men know how to start them and fly them effectively.

    L Ron really outdid himself on that gem.

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        8 months ago

        That’s right, Jesus. I haven’t watched that movie in like 20 years so I just took a shot in the dark at what jets were really popular at the time and we were flying the shit out of F16s during the Gulf War.

        Harriers were fucking nightmares for the mechanics and avionics techs that worked them.

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      8 months ago

      Didn’t the humans use the “learning machine” to teach themselves advanced knowledge? The same machine the alien overlords put Jonnie in to teach him their language?

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        8 months ago

        Sounds like you actually know. It’s been over 2 decades since I saw that movie, but I’m sure they handwaved it with something like that.

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      8 months ago

      Ok but the book is actually really good though. It’s hilarious that they never explain how they learned how to fly and operate the machinery

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        8 months ago

        The book is fucking terrible but it’s great pulp scifi. It’s obvious that by the time he wrote it nobody dared edit him, so there’s multiple parts of the book that repeat but worded slightly differently, and in general the plot etc just aren’t great and the whole thing is thinly veiled Scientology propaganda (“Psychlo catrists” – psychiatrists, ie. 'ol Ron’s worst enemy). But if you take it for the pulpy weird mess it is, it’s fun.

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          8 months ago

          That’s what happened for me, I read the book as a teenager and didn’t know anything about Ron or scientology so when I read it, all I saw was a piece of scifi

      • DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe
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        8 months ago

        I don’t know that I’d call it really good, but it made more sense. At least until they nuke the alien home world and the whole thing blows up because it’s hollow and filled with explosive gas for some reason.

        Still, you can always tell illiterate motherfuckers when they trash talk a novelist, even a pulp novelist, based on a movie adaptation.