🍞 National Melba Toast Day🍞
🐕 National Puppy Day🐕
Disclaimer: Not together. That’s just wrong.
I’m so glad I adopted a fluffy little friend. She makes things ok when shit gets hectic.
Oh Gibson you’re so beautiful.
How weird. Somebody keeps calling my hotel room phone and then hanging up the moment I answer. I can’t figure out how to unplug it but I put the ringer on mute. My balcony light also keeps getting turned on and off. I don’t like this. This is what happens in horror movies before some ghost tips the wardrobe over. It’s kinda cooked because I literally JUST turned my light off to go to sleep. Fuck off ghost I wanna sleep
Edit: woah I can say I became an old man this weekend… I learnt how a stamp works, I’m being prank called by kids. Bloody brilliant
Now you just need to yell at clouds to complete the trifecta
I have yet to do that, but I did once wear an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time…
Being sick sucks. I am still so snotty, I am literally a human snot block.
It’s disgusting.
I hope everyone has had a lovely day!
so many hugs , just rest if you can
Woke up with plans to go to flea market. Take the 92 tram, get off at Place Stephanie, walk down behind the Palaise de Justice, then down the little alley , et voila, je ici de Rue Haute et la Puce.
oookaaay . I am not in that house or even country anymore 😵💫😂 Crazy dreams.
Morning all.
I saw Miriam Margolyes last night. Brilliant.
Feeling a bit low. Went to the gym which kinda helped. Decided not to go out and save my money for next weekend.
Enjoy your evening everyone ❤️
Hike on Mt Macedon was disappointing as the track was closed due to back burning.
It was gloriously wet and cold though, which was nice.
Wife went shopping with daughter and they surprised me with a really nice top. Loving it.
Got a new game, went out for dinner now just chilling and watching a stupid move whilst waiting for the edibles to kick in.
Fat cat sleeping nearby.
Hope everyone has a good evening and night.
I wish I wasn’t an ex addict. The whole edibles thing sounds like such a good time. We didn’t really have them when I was younger.
I’m glad this shit wasn’t a thing when I was younger. Right now its just a selfish buzz and helps me sleep.
I’m longing for water day already💦
Second last day in Adelaide, flying out tomorrow. Shit sleep again. Almost everybody got back pissed last night and I’m in a room that’s right in front of the elevator, so all night I was just hearing Bing Bong followed by 2 minutes of laughing followed by screaming teenagers yelling “cunt” more than even the most methed up far north Queensland bogans
I’m at a yuppy weird cafe for breakfast today. Their menu says they’re a not for profit social enterprise cafe. Everything here is all sustainable, their bacon’s like fake but still real? It’s not vegan or vego, so it’s not facon, but it sure as hell is not actual bacon
Decided to skip the opening plenary but I’ll get their just in time to talk at people
Gym achieved. Time to market. I will be taking requests
To market to market to buy a fat pig. A nice fat pig please, and a selection of weird and exotic fruits and vegetables. Some of the nice King Island butter too. Smoked eels if they have any. If there’s a secondhand book on watchmaking, then please get that. Here’s some money 💲💲💲💲💲💲💲. Keep the change, or give it to a homeless person or busker.
portuguese tart pls thx mum
I’m in need of some mustard seeds. Any colour. The cats have eaten all the cress.
I’ve finished talking at people. It didn’t go that well. I was meant to go second, but at the very last minute (23 seconds, to be exact), they told me the first woman was running late and that I had to go first. I managed to confuse the inclusion manager from a community service org and the engagement officer from Qlds version of dffh. Lots of ums and uhhs
Oh. You survived. Much big hooray
You sound disappointed…
Oi contrail moi cheerie. Or however that is actually spelt.
I have been giving talks at stuff for years and I feel like this after every one. You will have the lowest opinion of it than anyone else - I promise.
You lived. Next time will be easier
TIL Leunig looks like Germaine Greer
he’s not young anymore , a few years older than me
As you say Ms Greer…
KFC doesn’t taste as good as I remember…
It never did
They changed to a ‘healthier’ oil. I don’t know about anyone else, but I’m not looking for healthy when I’m at KFC.
Exactly! The whole point is it’s a greasy treat that’s supposed to taste awesome.
Red rooster is so much better
This is the truth.
I just eat the wicked wings.
