Something like this?
That but grabbing both legs.
Jumping very high beforehand is recommended.
squirms in discomfort
You bend over, because you’re about to get fucked
Stand with your knees on the floor? I guess just lay prone on your stomach? PLANK FOR THE PATRIOTISM CROSS!
As a Patriot of Family Values, I always plank for the patriot cross and everyone else should too.
Switzerland in shambles
Steel or Knand.
I hope US enemies don’t find this. They could use it to force US soldiers to stand up during engagements and then force the US soldiers to kneel when they’re doing fire and movement.
Steal for the Crag
Stand for the flag, kneel for the cross, bend over for the government.
I think these folks have repressed dick sucking fantasies
Obligatory Flag Code violation notice…
Steal for the floss
Slav squat?
It’s called pulling a kaepernick
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