Just a little friendly compromise, what could go wrong? - eviltoast
  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    The way Russia would negotiate a burglary:

    I get to keep everything I stole, in exchange you won’t call the cops, and throw away your alarms and weapons. You will also promise, that you won’t be able to defend yourself the next time.