launch him anyway - eviltoast
  • ignirtoq@fedia.io
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    25
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    8 months ago

    Cut the extra inch off the long side to get a 4" square, then cut the remaining 1" x 4" piece into 4 1" squares. The boy never said the squares had to be the same size.

    If the triangles have already been cut, it’s a peanut butter sandwich: use peanut butter on the edges to glue it back together and cut the squares. The child gave you a challenge, think outside the box!

    • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      34
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      edit-2
      8 months ago

      i’d cut squares out of the triangles.

      Once the kid realizes he’s getting less because of his demands, he might change his mind about shape being important.

      Edit: or make him do it. toss in a lesson about geometry, too.

    • starman2112@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      7
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      8 months ago

      If the triangles have already been cut, the kid gets a brand new sandwich fully intact, crust and all, and a knife. Let’s see you cut this sandwich better than I can brayxtyn

      • KISSmyOS@feddit.de
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        8
        ·
        8 months ago

        If that’s the child’s name, you have no one to blame but yourself, and are probably underqualified for handling a butter knife.