"I reject sexual labels by assigning one to myself that means I hate labels" - eviltoast

I saw this on a (scammy) dating app and thought it was hilarious.

  • lath@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    How about ‘exploring’? En passant? Just browsing? Window-shopper? Touchy-feely? Uncommitted? Liberace? Nebulous? Plasma? Spork? Nothing more comes to mind.

    • Dagwood222@lemm.ee
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      8 months ago

      According to my research, ‘dick’ can mean both a penis and sex in general. Sex in general is mostly a Southern US term and has fallen out of use over the years, but it is still cromulent.

      Since the person wants their sexuality to remain hidden, the only logical term is ‘private dick.’