How Airlines Colluded To Ensure Onboard Food Would Be Awful - eviltoast
  • PoliticalCustard@lemmygrad.ml
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    10 months ago

    I love airline meals! They are such a treat. Get your mouse away from the downvote button and I shall tell you why… I don’t fly very often and I am usually very hungry by the time the meal gets brought around so it really does taste nice. And it’s a very plastic kind of meal, very tiny, and I never have processed food so it really feels like a bit of a space-age game to me. All that dreadful plastic and the Barbie sized tray, I cook all my meals from scratch so airline food is so weird and such a rare experience. I like it in the way I like “funeral food”: the little triangular, pure white sandwiches (no crusts) and tiny sausage rolls. Perhaps it’s the child in me that likes them… I don’t know. Okay, you can click the downvote button now. 😅

      • happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        10 months ago

        I’m curious how rigidly they define bread. An ice cream sandwich with two cookies would be an option, but it isn’t bread. Is a pastry bread or the kind of excessively gourmet food they restrict? Could it just be jam on raisin bread?

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    10 months ago

    I sure do miss my bougie smørrebrød buffets.

    But seriously, everyone here knows that it’s always been a race to the bottom.