Meanwhile the Dems are whining and flailing because China has too many solar panels and EVs
Meanwhile the Dems are whining and flailing because China has too many solar panels and EVs
“Sure appreciate that the government functions just well enough to make it illegal for it to function at all…”
“Sure thing bro!”
This has the same vibe as Homer’s re-interview with the Germans
“You’ve been Shadow Chancellor for 3 years. What initiatives have you spearheaded in that time?”
“Uh, all of them?..”
“I see…then you must have some good ideas for the future as well?”
“I sure do!”
“…”
“Such as?”
“Well, uh, I wish the workers wouldn’t be so whiny about us taking all their money…Because, a lot of capitalists really like money…”
Ohh, so that’s the deal with airline food
“NYT stands by its reporting etc.”
“Paper of record doesn’t care you caught them lying to promote genocide, and neither do we”
The US army has been training these militants inside Al-Tanf under the pretext of confronting ISIS.
“Look, just put these two letter patches after your name and we’ll fund you instead of fight you. Deal?”
One month later
“We’re pleased to announce the eradication of ISIS with the heroic deeds of our forces in the area: ISISN’T”
I appreciate that they took the time to find the perfect embodiment of guilty giggles to try to sell their BS. Like, every time I see this guy it feels like a sketch of “What if The Joker got a job at the State Dept.”
“If we stop testing right now, we’d have very few [concerns], if any.”
“This isn’t really our fault. Our “missing” money spreadsheets were in trillions and only configured for 2 decimal spaces, so another billion more or less gets lost all the time!”
Y’know…if a country can be completely erased by a woman wearing a shirt with a picture of fruit on it, perhaps that country lacks legitimacy?
Maybe by “Maverick side” they mean like Tom Cruise in Top Gun: really enthusiastic about guns and missiles, and just fighting imperialist wars in general?
Rick Scott can Gar-lic Deez nuts!
Will Stancil: “If you could stop letting your self be tricked by reality and look at the data you’d clearly see that Biden solved the gun violence problem since the rate of increase of mass shootings has gone down from last year.”
lol, in the finest American tradition:
“Everything is quiet. There is no trouble. There will be no war. I wish to return.” To which Hearst’s alleged reply was: "Please remain. You furnish the pictures and I’ll furnish the war.
An investigation in 1974, reached the opposite conclusion, that the explosion had originated inside the ship.
On the one hand Blinken looks like he’s about to break down and start weeping. Biden and the woman from the IMF, on the other hand, look like they’re about to vomit out of sheer contempt
And that’s not even with the “real man” window extensions that stick out another 3 feet to see around all the nothing they’re hauling
Agreed, I was originally going to include a “great article, but” portion but it made it feel too much like serious criticism, rather than just a (hopefully) humorous addendum
The war’s beginning was Russia’s fault; the war’s end will be America’s.
“…oh, and the lead up that made the war inevitable? That was ’s too.”
Nominative determinism strikes again!