Pastor Says Jesus Hasn't Returned Because People Haven't Donated Enough Cash - eviltoast
  • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    2000 years of tithing and it still isn’t enough?

    Because I’ve been to the Vatican and I gotta say, it looks like they have plenty of money.

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      8 months ago

      Maybe they should try donating to other religions to make Jesus angry.

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      8 months ago

      This guy isn’t affiliated with the Catholic Church. You see, the Catholics got it wrong so all the money donated to them doesn’t count. Then the Protestants got it wrong so all the money donated to them doesn’t count. Then the lutherans got it wrong so all the money donated to them doesn’t count. Then the evangelicals got it wrong so all the money donated to them doesn’t count. But then this guy definitely got it right, so don’t worry; your money is absolutely definitely going to the right place when you donate to him and nobody else will come along saying he got it wrong.