Recursion - eviltoast
      • z00s@lemmy.world
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        8 months ago

        There is only one correct place for a derringer to be holstered, and that is between the massive boobs of a wild west brothel madam

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          That’s way too cumbersome. I have to take a buxom wench with me everywhere just to defend myself?? And I have to pull my gun from between her boobs? I’ll just grow em myself at that point.

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            8 months ago

            Maybe this is why a lot of the people way into self protection are gravy seals. They’re just trying to grow a place to hide their derringer.

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            I’ll just grow em myself at that point.

            So that’s why they keep putting estrogen in all the food. Thanks for letting me know.

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      8 months ago

      Apparently there is a world war I gun that was given to snipers that apparently is small enough to hide in your mouth. I hope it had a safety.