Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime

When I worked at an office with my own little bathroom, I refused to shit anywhere but work. I’d hold it until I was almost in tears.

I can’t win shit. I was winning that one.

Nowadays you couldn’t pay me to shit where I work. The public nasty as fuck.

So many people just stop to shit that if I owned the place I’d just call it “Shit Stop” or “Shit n’ Go”.

Ain’t none of them clean about it. Old folks, little kids, rich people, poor people. They all get shit where it don’t belong.

I wouldn’t be taking such long bathroom breaks if I wasn’t trying to force out a fart before the 90 minute rush hour.