Me, your average cold war enjoyer, reacting to the russian threat of a good time - eviltoast
  • Godric@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    THEY GOT NOOOOOOOKS??? NO NOT NOOOOOOOOOOOKS!

    Oh my crimminey crickets, pls don’t tell me they have noooks, that means you get to do whatever you want to countries without noooks!

    Ah jeeze, we should probably roll over and just give Russia every slice of land some inbred French-speaking yokel who lived in Moscow inherited or conquered a few centuries ago, cuz Russia got noooks!!!111!!!