The FBI killed a Utah man who issued numerous death threats. Far-right figures are now claiming the Biden administration is coming to kill conservatives. - eviltoast
  • afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    I would worry. If the Biden administration wanted you dead they would

    Step 1: conduct polls on the matter

    Step 2: send a begging letter to the GOP asking for permission

    Step 3: open negotiations with the GOP and gives them whatever they want.

    Step 4: spend ten months at Town hall meeting to convince the liberal base

    Step 5: get approval from Congress

    Step 6: fight the court battles

    Step 7: lose in the Supreme Court when Roberts vomits all over it.

    Step 8: repeat the process with a watered down version, maybe not kill me, maybe just give me a head injury and let god decide.

    You would be fine for at least 20 years and then get a letter saying “you are a bad person.”. Not even a !

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      1 year ago

      “you are a bad person.”

      Nah, that’s too spicy for Democrats. Their letter would accuse them of having no “shame”, or “honor”, as if any Republican gives a shit about those concepts.

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      This is what cracks me up:

      The Democrats are both ominously powerful and painfully ineffective at the same time. Even of the January 6th rioters, only the criminally stupid died, and most got a slap on the wrist.