Taylor Swift threatens legal action against student tracking her private jet - eviltoast
  • circuscritic@lemmy.ca
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    9 months ago

    Bullshit. Offsets are a serious market solution to climate change.

    I’m actually starting a retail business for them. You can use Venmo, or Cash App, to purchase offsets for your day to day climate killing activities.

    I’m even running a special. Normally it’s $1 per mile driven, but today it’s only $0.85/mile AND I’ll throw in an offset for 5 pieces of petroleum based articles of clothing.

    Once I’ve received payment, I’ll send you a photo of the trees you just saved.

    See? Totally legit. You don’t have to thank me, just send me money. I’m happy to be doing my part!