And how's there a car in a mall? Life's important questions - eviltoast
  • klemptor@startrek.website
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    9 months ago

    The one time I did find myself on fire, I completely forgot about stop, drop, and roll. Instead I ran until I stumbled on the hillside, then shouted “am I still on fire?”

    Aaand that story is why I no longer fucks with charcoal grills.

    • gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      9 months ago

      Wait you managed to light yourself on fire with a CHARCOAL grill?

      Did you put accelerant on it for some reason?

    • Fishbone@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      Caught my pants on fire from a welding spark and by the time I noticed, it was most of my leg on fire. Didn’t even think to stop drop and roll, I just took off my pants.

      Couple of points of advice:

      1. Don’t wear frayed clothing while welding.

      2. Fire can’t be seen through certain welding masks. If you feel warm, lift the fucking mask.