ugly bag of mostly water
don’t keep sweatin’ what I do 'cause I’m gonna be just fine
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Aww, give him a scritch for me 🤍
klemptor@startrek.websiteto No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•What are you doing when you call someone, don't leave a voicemail or text, they call you back right away but you don't answer?41·17 hours agoRingtone? My dude, the only people I know who have their ringer volume on are all in their seventies.
And when it gets real heavy, and you start getting stroppy
They’ll deal you out some mighty fine dope
Librium, Mogodon, Thorazine, Valium
They haven’t got a pill called Hope
Thousands of us women have been cut down by lobotomy
Terrorized by ECT
Bullied into passivity, seduced into servility
I’m talking about you and me
klemptor@startrek.websiteto Lemmy Be Wholesome@lemmy.world•A Family of Turtles I Spotted in the Park Today2·1 day agoThe little baby turtles! 🥰
klemptor@startrek.websiteto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's a regional pronunciation of a word that seems normal to you but is weird to people from other parts of the country?3·1 day agoNo thank you! That one really bothers me for some reason.
Same as “eltse” for else, “foe-ward” for forward, “warsh” for wash, and “ayggs” for eggs.
And some people say “heighth” for height and I swear it’s just to fuck with me.
klemptor@startrek.websiteto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's a regional pronunciation of a word that seems normal to you but is weird to people from other parts of the country?4·1 day agoI’m from NJ and Murray, merry, marry, and Mary are all distinct.
Berry is like merry and bury is like Murray.
I’ve lived in Philly and then the suburbs for a couple of decades now and have never noticed the berry-bury thing - I’m guessing it’s a South Philly thing? So do you eat straw’bury’s or do you ‘berry’ your dead pets?
klemptor@startrek.websiteto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•How good are you at making eye contact with people1·1 day agoI hate it. I don’t personally want any eye contact, so I now how much eye contact is the right amount, and I end up making brief eye contact because I know I should, then looking away because it’s uncomfortable and I don’t want it to be too much. And I lose my train of thought in the process. It’s so much easier to talk to people if I can look in their general direction but not in their eyes.
klemptor@startrek.websiteto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's a name that you kept mispronouncing?4·2 days agoSeer-shuh I think
klemptor@startrek.websiteto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's a name that you kept mispronouncing?3·2 days agoGlaw-stuh-shur, correct?
klemptor@startrek.websiteto Mental Health@lemmy.world•Who here was the family scapegoat?English2·2 days agoThanks Lady! :)
klemptor@startrek.websiteto Mental Health@lemmy.world•Who here was the family scapegoat?English1·2 days agoYeah I was the family scapegoat. I’ve been able to forgive (mostly) but can’t forget. I try to be there for my parents - visits, checking on them, etc - but I hold them at arm’s length emotionally. They want real closeness but I just can’t open myself up to that. And I feel guilty about it but then I remind myself that it’s their own fault. You reap what you sow!
I swear this man is a gift from god herself
Interesting! I think central, north, and south Jersey all have some distinctions in accent. Plus I think a lot of people have a pretty stereotyped idea of what New Jerseyans are “supposed” to sound like haha