This isn’t even a meme - eviltoast
  • kreekybonez@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    they would order air force one to delay landing if the astrologer told them landing too early was a bad omen.

    they gave the astrologer classified information, which she then sent to “people with computers” to analyze their relevance to star charts.

    the astrologer gave ol’ throat-goat Nancy the idea to be tough on drugs “in the community,” but like, not the white communities.

    even when Ronnie was almost assassinated, the astrologer said she totally saw it coming… but didn’t say anything.

    it’s almost like there’s a chimp-with-a-machine-gun methodology for the GOP to hire the most inept people, and end up hurting themselves in the process of using the country and citizens as pawns and property.