I dislike the King - eviltoast
  • thefartographer@lemm.ee
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    9 months ago

    Man, you just reminded me about how much I used to love stealing pieces of solder off the spool in my dad’s office. I loved how I could bend and tear metal with my bare hands like Superman. I loved forming it into a spiral and pretending it was a coin. Then I’d bite and bend it like Underdog. Sometimes I’d just chew on it cuz it was kinda sweet.

    One day, my dad got a new kind of solder that didn’t taste as good.

    Anyway, it turns out I’m a moron…