Little Caesar's [beetlemoses] - eviltoast
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    9 months ago

    As a person who’s been in a Little Caesar’s, can confirm. That’s why the pizzas are so cheap, you must escape a liminal space first

  • Ech@lemm.ee
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    9 months ago

    I get it’s referencing the back rooms, but I don’t get why. No location I’ve ever been to looked anything like that.

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      9 months ago

      I think the joke is that nobody ever actually enters LC. They just order from there. So there would be no way of knowing if it was actually secretly an entrance to the backrooms

      • Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world
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        I order for pickup and it looks like this.

        But now that you mentioned it, what is their back room? Do they even have a kitchen?

        Or do they all just go to the Little Caesars Dimension and through the Pizza Portal and fetch us some Hot-and-Readys by negotiating with the outer gods?

        • bionicjoey@lemmy.ca
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          9 months ago

          The door to the back is a portal to the elemental plane of pizza. Employees dip into the back to slay a pizza elemental and harvest its crust whenever they run out of dipping sticks.

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          9 months ago

          For real. They’re going to get a $5-$6 pizza delivered to them for $15-$20? Are they nuts? Go get real food.

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          9 months ago

          They partnered with DoorDash a few years ago, and its one of those one driver=multiple stops things. Which means your pizza is usually cold by the time it gets to you.

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        9 months ago

        This could have been an episode of Reply All, from their “Yes, yes, no” segment. It would go down the Backrooms rabbit hole and back up reminiscing about cheap Little Caesar’s.

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    9 months ago

    The only ones I have ever been in were just a counter and a clearly visible kitchen behind it with no walls separating them.

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    9 months ago

    Little caesars is just greese and cardboard. Their dough is cardboard, the sauces are greese, the menu is colored greese on cardboard, the windows are cardboard.

  • Neil@lemmy.ml
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    9 months ago

    All the ones I’ve been in it’s just a bunch of us fat dudes crowded around watching another fat dude say “extra most bestest” to some pimply teenager that hates his life.