Little Caesar's [beetlemoses] - eviltoast
  • bionicjoey@lemmy.ca
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    9 months ago

    I think the joke is that nobody ever actually enters LC. They just order from there. So there would be no way of knowing if it was actually secretly an entrance to the backrooms

    • Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      I order for pickup and it looks like this.

      But now that you mentioned it, what is their back room? Do they even have a kitchen?

      Or do they all just go to the Little Caesars Dimension and through the Pizza Portal and fetch us some Hot-and-Readys by negotiating with the outer gods?

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        9 months ago

        The door to the back is a portal to the elemental plane of pizza. Employees dip into the back to slay a pizza elemental and harvest its crust whenever they run out of dipping sticks.

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        9 months ago

        For real. They’re going to get a $5-$6 pizza delivered to them for $15-$20? Are they nuts? Go get real food.

      • jayandp@sh.itjust.works
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        9 months ago

        They partnered with DoorDash a few years ago, and its one of those one driver=multiple stops things. Which means your pizza is usually cold by the time it gets to you.

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      9 months ago

      This could have been an episode of Reply All, from their “Yes, yes, no” segment. It would go down the Backrooms rabbit hole and back up reminiscing about cheap Little Caesar’s.