I'm so good at time management that I hardly work at all - eviltoast
  • acockworkorange@mander.xyz
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    108
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    10 months ago

    My childhood friends started saying that anyone working after noon on Friday is disorganized and I think it’s beautiful.

      • acockworkorange@mander.xyz
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        39
        arrow-down
        2
        ·
        10 months ago

        It is. You should try to move to a career where you sell the results of your labor, not the time it takes to achieve them. Easier said than done, I know. Good luck!

        • Kiosade@lemmy.ca
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          6
          ·
          10 months ago

          I think I would have to get a govt job in my career path to be able to do that. I’ve considered it, but idk if I really want to or not.

          • Truck_kun@beehaw.org
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            2
            ·
            10 months ago

            Until recent times, I’ve always thought a govt job was a good thing to have.

            Still is, but the constant threat of government shutdowns, in the US at least, as of late, make me feel you need to live below your means and keep a decent chunk of 3 to 6 months pay, because you could suddenly be without pay for a good chunk of time because some idiots think they score political points, or will get their way, by hurting citizens.

            • Kiosade@lemmy.ca
              link
              fedilink
              arrow-up
              2
              ·
              10 months ago

              That’s a very good point… it seems like every time the national budget is up for renewal, those Republican clowns threaten to fuck everyone over. Bastards, the lot of them!

    • Dandroid@dandroid.app
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      15
      ·
      10 months ago

      I already finished all my work for the sprint that ends on Tuesday. It’s Thursday at noon currently.

    • FireRetardant@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      0
      ·
      10 months ago

      It don’t matter how organized I am, my boss sees I’m done by noon on a friday he’ll give me more service calls, shop time or some other job to do.

  • LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    78
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    10 months ago

    My coworkers give me shit for not working late all the time. Like, I work late when I absolutely have to or get permission to make up missed time. I refuse to stay just because lol.

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      20
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      10 months ago

      At my last job, I would clock-watch like a kid in school and bolt out of there when it got to be 5. No fucking way was I staying there any longer than I had to.

      • InputZero@lemmy.ml
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        7
        ·
        10 months ago

        Soon I’m going to be part of our safety management team, I respect this type of attitude. I don’t want all of our employees being exhausted all day, that’s dangerous. Go home, get rest, relax, come back 100% tomorrow. Any other attitude is unsustainable and irresponsible. I do appreciate the need to SOMETIMES work overtime. I’d really like to understand the positive feedback loop that’s involved with excessive overtime but that’s not my specific field of study.

      • LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        5
        ·
        10 months ago

        Same tho. Like, I do my job well when I am expected to work and work over when absolutely necessary. I think that’s good enough lol.

    • Mischala@lemmy.nz
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      9
      ·
      10 months ago

      Your coworkers shame you for not donating your time to the company?
      Seems pretty fucked up. sounds like yall need a union rep.

  • grey_maniac@lemmy.ca
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    55
    ·
    10 months ago

    How about also, “Wow, seems like you need to work on your resource planning skills,” when a manager tries to demand unpaid overtime?

    • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      23
      ·
      edit-2
      10 months ago

      I think you might just straight say “management skills” because that’s bare minimum part of their fucking job to organize a schedule well enough so they don’t have to have people running into overtime to get the job done. That is time management, too, because you’re supposed to know how long it takes each employee to do shit, and you should be fucking organizing based on that.

      I’m so fucking sick of skeleton crews. I’m pushing 50 and the last 25 fucking years has been nothing but skeleton crews where if one person calls out sick everything falls apart. Sorry, that’s inefficient as hell. If one person calling out wrecks everything, then that means you’re doing it fucking wrong and maybe you need one or two more people to help cover the gaps. I’m sure it makes them beaucoup bucks in the short term, but the profits from ruining your relationship with your customer base won’t last. Eventually customers do get sick of being treated like shit. (Corporations are banking on all of them similarly treating you like shit so you won’t have any real options that are better.)

      • LoamImprovement@beehaw.org
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        6
        ·
        10 months ago

        Managers lower the bus factor to like .8 and force everyone else to work too hard to pick up the slack. Then they act shocked when somebody gets hit by a bus and it all falls apart.

      • HuntressHimbo@lemm.ee
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        6
        ·
        10 months ago

        beaucoup bucks

        I’ve never seen this phrase in print before and the spelling is fucking me up a bit ngl

      • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        10 months ago

        Literally every order at my last job bottlenecked through me. That meant that I got shit every time I dared to take time off because it meant one of the salespeople had to do my job and they didn’t even know how to do it well because our processes kept changing and only I was keeping up. I was paid dick despite that too. So glad to be away from that fucking job.

  • TBi@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    54
    ·
    10 months ago

    I had someone boast that they had all their vacation days at the end of the year because they were so “devoted”. I just said it seems they have bad time management since this time off was included in schedules.

  • Margot Robbie@lemm.ee
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    26
    ·
    10 months ago

    For me, it’s very much cyclical: when there is a project going, there are so many people counting on you that pretty much every minute counts, and the cost of mistakes is always high. It’s during these times that time management skill is critical and you need people on the team who’s job is to manage everybody’s time and make sure things gets done, but even with that, the long hours are unavoidable. I don’t think it’s something to brag about, it’s the nature of the job.

    But when there is no project going, it feels like there is really not much to do all day, sometimes even the task of finding things to do is a struggle, so you do whatever you want until the next project starts.

  • Marcbmann@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    22
    ·
    10 months ago

    My time management is great. I do my job and the job of the person underneath me, because we can’t find anyone worth a damn.

    • CatZoomies@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      17
      ·
      10 months ago

      Make sure you highlight this in your one on one discussions with your manager and get compensated. You’re doing two jobs- your employer should not be taking advantage of you. Get paid my friend.

      • NoFun4You@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        14
        ·
        10 months ago

        Nawh he’s the problem, complain? Attitude problem. We’ll find a new guy for half the salary and not tell him what he’s getting into.

          • NoFun4You@lemmy.world
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            1
            ·
            10 months ago

            Are you all looking for work now? Lol.

            I actually had to do something like that with a co worker once, we hired a lemon and nobody believed us that he didn’t do any work lol.

            • Marcbmann@lemmy.world
              link
              fedilink
              arrow-up
              1
              ·
              10 months ago

              I honestly work at a company that would fit most ideals for the average anti-work/work-reform subscriber.

              Unlimited PTO, with minimum PTO usage requirements. Free medical. They pay for my gym membership. They pay for tampons for my household. Full time remote. I hold equity in the company. Annual performance bonuses. And they disclose the financials of just about everything to employees. It’s pretty wild

  • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    18
    ·
    edit-2
    10 months ago

    My CW gets to work at 630 am despite having absolutely no reason to do so as the role she does doesn’t start until 8 and she’s just there to check people in, and stays late to sanitize her desk every day. I wander in at 829 and clock out at 423. Fuck it. I’m in a union for a reason.

  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    17
    ·
    10 months ago

    What about people that complain about how long they work (yeah, I do have some suboptimal time management skills, and I’m a little sensitive about it)?

  • RotatingParts@lemmy.ml
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    16
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    10 months ago

    I always wondered how bragging about how long you worked was considered by some as a good thing. The “higher ups” must have used some fancy tricks to get people to think that way. It never worked on me though :)

    • MeetInPotatoes@lemmy.ml
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      11
      ·
      10 months ago

      I always wondered how bragging about how long you worked was considered by some as a good thing.

      Somebody invented “Employee of the Month” and our competitive habits took over.

      • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        10 months ago

        I never thought about this before, but if I worked somewhere and they gave me an ‘employee of the month’ award, it would piss me off because it would make me feel like I was being a kissass somehow.

    • soggy_kitty@sopuli.xyz
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      9
      ·
      10 months ago

      Modern day life is a competition, people always want to “1 up” the previous person. This is prevalent in society, don’t overthink it

    • HuntressHimbo@lemm.ee
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      5
      ·
      10 months ago

      I think people believe it is a sign you are striving to excel or that you care about the work you are doing.

      In my case I think I talk about how much overtime I work because I got insecurities about my productivity drilled into me as a child with undiagnosed ADHD. Constantly being told you don’t work hard enough regardless of the effort you put in will give you some weird hangups. I think subconsciously its about needing external validation that the time you put in was adequate, or insecurity around ‘work ethic’

      • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        4
        ·
        10 months ago

        I can relate to that. I’m extremely glad I broke that habit. They told me when they needed me. I did what needed to be done within reasonable expectations. My failure past that point is on workload

  • DuckOverload@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    15
    ·
    10 months ago

    Better yet, offer to help them with their time management. That way, it’s a positive and friendly offer, not an overt criticism. And it jams in a little more condescension.

  • Seigest@lemmy.ca
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    7
    ·
    10 months ago

    My time management is poor because my project managers is even worse

  • XEAL@lemm.ee
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    2
    ·
    10 months ago

    STFU I’m hyperfocused on this stupid script that I can’t get to work and if I don’t finish it I will feel sad and frustrated.