This idea has me 6 feet from the edge, and I’m thinking “maybe 6 feet ain’t so far down.”

Do I have to listen to him rant about how the CIA is trying to kill him or whatever? If so, pass. Ya know what? Even if not.

I’d love to have him singing the soundtrack to my life.

First base
Second base
Third base
Fourth base
Fifth base
Sixth base
Seventh base
Eighth base
Why are there soah meneah baaases