Plus, all of my friends would effectively be dead if I took the red pill.

My 30 year-old mind is not going to be able to get along with my friends when they were also six, and no grownups are going to want to be friends with me as a six year-old, besides pedophiles.

It’d be a very lonely few decades, and no amount of stock exchange billions are worth that for me.

I’m definitely taking the money now.