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orhtej2 to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 hours ago

Fucking armpits, how do they work?

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Fucking armpits, how do they work?

orhtej2 to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 hours ago
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    “This one’s for your mouth, this one’s for your ear, and this one goes up your butt. No, no wait, hang on. Uhh, okay, this one goes up your butt.”

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      The yellow ones apparently were for rectal use, white were oral. So you could genuinely tell them apart.

      I still have one from my mom, who was an RN before the days of alcohol thermometers. I don’t use it rectally, but I have washed it thoroughly many times.

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        Where does the red plug go?

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        Hey, a little mercury never killed anyone.

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        Now we use red and blue. There may be another color floating around out there, but I haven’t seen any other color in… at least a decade or so in ERs.

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          They all look the same to us colourblind lot.

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