“Captain, the Borg attack used too much power. We can’t accelerate to Triple Flutterblast right now. But if I add curry to the bean tubes, we might manage a Trillblow and get out of here!”
In space no one can hear you fart.
Sweden isn’t real
It is and we get first snow tomorrow. :)
Does this mean the Swedish version of “Speed” is instead about a guy who ate a lot of broccoli, egg, and beans, to fart on a fully crowded bus until his demands are met?
futurama did an episode about this, they used robots farts to move the entire earth, to avoid some catastrophic event from the sun, only to permanently change earths climate.
Anyone else miss when using robots to make the climate worse was still science fiction?
Are those free use nacelles?
I’m glad I read the title cause I thought this was a biological weapon lol
NOW THIS IS PODRACING
This is why you should eat more fiber and not strain yourself while shitting.
You obviously haven’t seen the highest rated shits on ratemypoo.com
No way that website still exists…
It doesn’t, it links to a porn website now, which is why I didn’t post the exact URL.
Zozano: Unshittify of the internet, please.
Djinn: Okay.
Zozano: Wait
“Look what they’ve taken from us, we used to be a nation”
where’s the
fungoatse in that?
fun fact: we could accelerate a huge spaceship to approximately 3% speed of light with technology that we have today.
nuclear fission + ion drive would do that.
at this speed, traversing the entire galaxy (Milky Way) once would only take about ~5 million years, or about 1/1000 of the time that life has existed on Earth.
Great, let’s send a probe to the Proxima system
For the pedants like me who remember the earth being under 5 billion years (4,54 billion) old, life is almost as old (3,5 billion), so the simile holds.
5 million years ago we had megasloths, sabre toothed tigers, and sharks — sharks are eternal.
The vastness of space is amazing. Even at light speed it would take about 2.5 million years from Earth to the edge of our closest neighbor Andromeda.
Guess at some point it’ll be less once the Milky Way collides with Andromeda.
Can’t wait
What if we pass within close range of habitable andromedan planets and make some new space friends in this lonely universe?
Think we’ll be enlightened/altruistic enough by then to do it without colonizing, exploiting, and oppressing its inhabitants?
Fun fact, “Fart” means “Speed” in swedish.
I like that you can be confronted with Fartkontrol and Slutstation in a normal conversation.
gives
a whole new meaningFunnier fact, speed bump is farthinder in swedish.
“fartshump” in Norwegian, some people will also say “fartsdump”
So what’s warp speed?
FULL FART FRAMÅT!!
Coup de Burst
“Diverting more power to thrusters sir!”
the bean flow increases
so many good ways to tell the crew to do something… “engage”… “Hit it”… you went to fart?
Maybe… “Pull the finger” or something
Break it so
“Shartspeed, Number 2.”
The engines on the Hail Mary
