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  • Nudding@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    Great come back, if you’re waiting for mine you’ll have to scrape it off your mother’s teeth 😘

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      11 months ago

      What? First of all, it’s called a “comeback”. It’s not 2 separate words. Secondly, you’ve never touched my mother. That would’ve required that you left the basement and we all know you haven’t done that.

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        11 months ago

        You’re too stupid to even roast, dude. If you’re waiting for my come (cum) back, you’ll have to scrape it off your mother’s teeth.

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          11 months ago

          Oh, how cute! You ran out of things to say and had to start repeating yourself. Don’t worry, I’m not waiting for anything. You’ve disappointed enough people in life already. No need to add me to the list.

          Edit: Nice edit, kid. I bet your parents wish they could’ve edited you after the fact.

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            11 months ago

            If you continue to fail to understand the joke, double down and make yourself look even stupider lol.

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              11 months ago

              Saying I’m failing to understand a failure feels like more of an indictment of you than me. It’s not possible to be any stupider than you. The only joke here is you and I feel bad for anyone that has to deal with you for real. It’s a good thing you can’t catch stupid, otherwise the people in your life would be at risk. It’s no wonder people only talk to you when they need something.