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minus-squarebinarytobis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32arrow-down1·13 days agoPeople keep telling me that acktually Tesla headlights have hi-tech sensors that avoid blinding people. And I’m like “I’m people, and they blind me all the time!”
minus-squareUnpledgedCatnapTipper@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·12 days agoYou’re not a person by Elon’s standards. It uses AI facial recognition to see if you’re a billionaire and if you’re not, it re-aims to blind you more.
minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·12 days ago“Yeah but that’s just an anecdote bro”
People keep telling me that acktually Tesla headlights have hi-tech sensors that avoid blinding people. And I’m like “I’m people, and they blind me all the time!”
You’re not a person by Elon’s standards. It uses AI facial recognition to see if you’re a billionaire and if you’re not, it re-aims to blind you more.
“Yeah but that’s just an anecdote bro”