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ZeroCool@piefed.ca to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 month ago

Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future

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Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future

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ZeroCool@piefed.ca to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 month ago
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ITHACA, NY—Acknowledging serious missteps in their handling of a 2024 campus sexual assault case, administrators at Cornell University vowed Tuesday that, going forward, rapists would be forced to write much longer essays as punishment for their behavior. “Upon reviewing the disciplinary action we took toward the seven Chi Phi brothers who allegedly gang-raped a student […]
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      Oof, maybe Lopes and Newell as well

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