Lanky_Pomegranate530@midwest.social to politics @lemmy.world · 1 year agoTrump rally warns that God will punish those who don't worship Dictator Trumpboingboing.netexternal-linkmessage-square82fedilinkarrow-up1451arrow-down127cross-posted to: antitrumpalliance@lemmy.worldpolitics@lemmy.worldatheism@lemmy.world
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minus-squaredirthawker0@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up32·1 year agoOh really? So why hasn’t God smote the Democrats already? Why is retribution always an in-the-future threat?
minus-squarepurplexed@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year agoBecause that’s what holy wars are for unfortunately
minus-squareAnn Archy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year ago“Bow before the Lord, or get smote!” “I’m not going to bow before th- OOW! Why’d you hit me for?” “I acted as a vessel for God.”
minus-squareAnn Archy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoGod is up there doing his Goku powerup.
minus-squareAsafum@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year ago"Next time on:HumanitZ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! “Tune in next week for more AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!”
minus-squareDiplomjodler@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·1 year agoGod commanded us to smite the infidels! How do I know? I feel it in my heart! If you don’t believe it, you’re obviously an infidel.
Oh really? So why hasn’t God smote the Democrats already? Why is retribution always an in-the-future threat?
Because that’s what holy wars are for unfortunately
“Bow before the Lord, or get smote!”
“I’m not going to bow before th- OOW! Why’d you hit me for?”
“I acted as a vessel for God.”
God is up there doing his Goku powerup.
"Next time on:HumanitZ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! “Tune in next week for more AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!”
God commanded us to smite the infidels! How do I know? I feel it in my heart! If you don’t believe it, you’re obviously an infidel.