Well you can’t write in the snow without a full bladder. Those will suffice.
beer goes in, piss comes out. you can’t explain that.
Can we just pause for a second and acknowledge that “stand in one place like Hank Hill and guzzle those skinny boys down” is some fantastic phrasing.
This sounds like a precursor to a “goodbye” note.
dear Slim,
I wrote you but you still ain’t calling
cheers to that
Hippest new bar in town, drinking 6 Michelob ultras in a snowy parking lot
Mmmmmm bop bop bop… mmmmmmm bop bop bop.
This is why I would drink bottles of vodka - far less litter.
Is it one person drinking all 6 or a ski patrol group drinking one after work? Ski resort parking lots have loooots of fossils like this
I’d blame lifties more than patrol. F&Bs probably the most likely to litter though.
Maybe but lifties are usually the lowest paid and just clock in out and leave. I showed up to make snow overnight and it was always patrol the last couple trucks in the lot.
Was an operator for five years, they don’t drink at resort bars but lifties definitely drink on resort and on the way back home. That being said the awesome bus services most Colorado mountain valleys have sort of takes the parking lot out of the equation, at least for most staff. I mean, why would I drive anywhere if the bus is at most 20 minutes away?
Ah well you’re on the cool side of these mountains where people go the church of mogul on Sundays. It’s much less chill on the UT side but ski patrol uhhh finds a way
I don’t understand a single reference, and don’t feel like target audience.
This meme got me down
just chilling