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I set it down. I can live without it for twenty minutes.

Well you should wash you hands after wiping, before you touch your phone.

I usually set it on the edge of the sink, and pick it back up after I wash my hands.

What an odd question.

You should never wipe with your phone!

I hold it with my feet and keep scrolling with my schlong while I wipe. Then after I wash my hands I continue doing this.

Eh it usually takes a while so I’ll probably get up to eat something. When I think I think I’m done I’ll come back and check if it’s finished. I wrap everything up and get ready to either sell it or give to a family or friend.

Uhh, do you guys not have pockets?

Where was your phone when you walked into the bathroom, and where does it go when you walk out?

I wrap the paper around it and then wash it after.

I don’t need to wash my hands that way.

Edge of the bath.

Business as usual.