If those kids could read they'd be very upset - eviltoast
  • rezifon@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.

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      And she, she was real cool too! She’d harvest the crops, man, that’s what I’m talking about! She put in the, in the, um, bushels and stuff and sell it, you know, because they had to make ends meet and stuff. I mean, did you ever look at a dollar bill man? There’s some spooky stuff on, on a dollar bill, man. I mean, and it’s green, too!