Donald Trump says he never swore oath "to support the Constitution" - eviltoast
  • SCB@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Or even better:

    “Hilldawg and I have been ethically non-monogamous since reading The Ethical Slut and I don’t really understand why America should be brought into our personal business. Monica is regularly our third and we both filed paperwork with White House HR before any physical interaction to avoid suspicion of bias towards her job performance”

    I mean if it’s my dream timeline, I wanna make it fun.

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      1 year ago

      I’ve always wondered why they stuck it out. It seems they both have different ideas about physical intimacy, so why stay? Is money worth years of being unloved and unhappy. It makes no sense to me.

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        1 year ago

        I don’t think they’re unloved. I genuinely think more politicians than you think have “arrangements.” Even if not, infidelity happens, and I’m glad they worked through it