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Vaelix_Prism@multiverse.soulism.net to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 个月前

All animals and birds are intelligent enough to decide their food 🥝 on their own. Only human beings decide their food after watching ads on TVs.

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All animals and birds are intelligent enough to decide their food 🥝 on their own. Only human beings decide their food after watching ads on TVs.

Vaelix_Prism@multiverse.soulism.net to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 个月前
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  • remon@ani.social
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    Pretty sure humans have already been eating before the TV was invented.

  • JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social
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    Birds ARE animals, just like us, and the history of life is that much of the time, feeding is done opportunistically, with “intelligence” not necessarily playing much of a role.

  • Goodlucksil@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    If TV ads were targeted at birds, they would surely bite

  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Are you implying that birds are not animals?

    • FlowerFan@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      Clearly they’re gouvernment surveillance drones

  • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today
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    I have not watched a television intentionally since 2003. You should try it sometime.

    • Vaelix_Prism@multiverse.soulism.netOP
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      Why did you insert that word “intentionally” in your statement ???

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        Well, because sometimes you get stuck in a space that has one on, and they can be super hard to ignore in those situations.

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    So… species which haven’t invented television (all others) are by this definition “smarter” than that which did (us), because they don’t suffer a downside of the technology?

    Reminds me of a drunken conversation with a pubby about how he thought birds and fish were “smarter” than us, because they had to navigate in 3D instead of on a plane. At least that guy had half a point…

    • remon@ani.social
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      Don’t tell him about pilots!

  • marighost@piefed.social
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    No I decide my food after looking in my fridge and choosing something from there.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    My pets have chosen food advertised on TV 🤷‍♂️

    • Vaelix_Prism@multiverse.soulism.netOP
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      They chose ?? Consciously ???

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        Well they didn’t do it unconsciously.

        • Vaelix_Prism@multiverse.soulism.netOP
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          You mean to say the TV trained their consciousness alongwith yours ???

          • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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            I mean that they saw food on the TV and tried to eat it.

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    If other animals had cash to spend we’d figure out ways of marketing to them too.

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      So, food has to come from the market ???

  • schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de
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    speak for yourself

    • Vaelix_Prism@multiverse.soulism.netOP
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      I’m gradually moving towards a fruitarian diet. A vegetarian presently.

  • unmagical@lemmy.ml
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    Ah yes, intelligent enough to eat the first thing you come across that you know you can eat (last part optional if you’re hungry).

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