ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml to Bluesky@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-23 months agoPhoenix Imperater Caesar rises from the asheslemmy.mlimagemessage-square10linkfedilinkarrow-up1302arrow-down13
arrow-up1299arrow-down1imagePhoenix Imperater Caesar rises from the asheslemmy.mlComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml to Bluesky@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-23 months agomessage-square10linkfedilink
minus-squareGreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·3 months ago(dramatic opera singing in the background) Caesar’s eyes glow red and his pooling blood flows into a giant sword in his hand
minus-squareceenote@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·3 months agoCassius: “Okay I gotta admit this soundtrack is fire though.”
minus-squareGreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·3 months agoIf you stand behind this statue, Caesar can’t see you and you can just enjoy the music! Or just use ranged weapons to cheese the fight…
minus-squareceenote@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 months agoAnd if you flee, you don’t have to be faster than Phase 2 Eternal Caesar. Just faster than your fellow senators.
minus-squareQuetzalcutlass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months ago“It kind of loses its effect when you can understand the ominous Latin chanting, though.”
(dramatic opera singing in the background) Caesar’s eyes glow red and his pooling blood flows into a giant sword in his hand
Cassius: “Okay I gotta admit this soundtrack is fire though.”
If you stand behind this statue, Caesar can’t see you and you can just enjoy the music! Or just use ranged weapons to cheese the fight…
And if you flee, you don’t have to be faster than Phase 2 Eternal Caesar. Just faster than your fellow senators.
“It kind of loses its effect when you can understand the ominous Latin chanting, though.”
“Beware… the Ides of Deez Nuts”