The not-compressed-to-death version of the pic was ever funnier, because you could see the emotional nuances on her face.
EDIT: you’re welcome (PS the image context is fake)
She hardly looks like 52.
She looks schifty five
It felt sooooo good to hear it
Now we do the Sex.
Yeah, she looks 30 years old tops.
Yeah, she looks 30 years old tops.
when you react to people who are laughing at you, all you’re doing is confirming to them that their opinion matters to you. which is exactly what they wanted
this clip is trying to say “i don’t care,” but its existence alone says “i deeply care”
it’s insane how “don’t feed the trolls” is such a ubiquitous and also ignored thing over the last many years
this clip is trying to say “i don’t care,” but its existence alone says “i deeply care”
The setup makes you expect “i don’t care,” but then the punchline is actually “i deeply care”. The joke here is the subversion of expectations.
This sounds like something a third grader teacher would say just to defuse conflicts
If a bully is beating you up, don’t do anything. Bullies hate to be ignored.
Yeah this is all dogshit advice, I just need to say that: I doubt there are kids reading this, but fucking hit your bully. It’s bullshit for a little bit but it will solve the problem.
Uh… relevance?
Maybe if you used the metric system you wouldn’t be in an argument in the first place, avoiding this whole situation.
Their argument was about the optimal date format to use.
What’s there to discuss about ISO 8601?
WHOOO!!! ISO-8601 FAN CLUB!!! [runs around the room cheering like a lunatic]
Easy. YYYY-MM-DD Z-HH:MM(:SS)
Anything else in inferior.
Everything that doesn’t start with the month is fine for me. This shit is vile!
So YDYMDYMY it shall be!
YYYY-DD-MM? Don’t be ridiculous!
Well it doesnt start with M
MYYYY-DD-M
This is only true when dealing with huge amounts electronic data, for easy sorting and such. DD.MM.YYYY is superior for everyday use. Don’t even try to change my mind
True. But I found that out after importing loads of photos from my old phone where I stored everything DDMMYYYY. Shit was all fucked up (winXP times). I’m used to DD-MM-YY on a daily basis, which is totally fine. Just don’t name your files like that xD
DD.MM.YYYY is superior for everyday use
Please elaborate. Can’t see how this could be true in any situation but I’m willing to hear you out xd
If most of the dates you’re looking at are within a reasonably narrow span (say 90 days), DD.MM.YYYY gives you the important information first, and you can often omit the YYYY entirely.
Exactly. It’s also spoken in that order for that reason. At least in the languages I know. If I ask you for the date and you start with 2026, I’ll be a litte confused.
Must be a regional thing, because around here it’s MM-DD-YYYY spoken.
As a Hungarian I have to say that YYYY.MM.DD. Is clearly fucking superior.
As an American I mostly use MM-DD-YY, but I occasionally use YYYY.MM.DD if I want to sort.
What’s Z ?
Z stands for Zulu timezone, also known as UTC. It can be another zone as well, as long as it’s noted. This way anyone can calculate it to their own time zone. The Zulu is a military notation, but it’s simple imo. Alfa is UTC+1, Yankee is UTC-1 etc. But UTC also works. I just hate naming timezones because then you need to look up what name is how much away from you. Just use the simple military letters or international UTC.
Here you can see all the zone namings including the military one.
As you can see, PYT for example can be Pyongyang time UTC+8:30 or Paraguay time UTC-3. It’s such a mess. The only notation which is clear to all is UTC and the military notation is just shorter.
MM-DD-YYYY is best!
All aboard the downvote train! Choo choooo!
YYYY-DDD
I prefer SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS because what can be more accurate and objective??
time_tftw, see you in 2028.
PAF looking at the Rafales in the background:
Freedom Units™
You guys lost your privilege to use that word.
You guys lost your privilege to use that word.
You guys lost your privilege to use that word.
We heard you the first two times.
It’s the points you get when traveling by plane.
Real units please.
The bf & gf are 1.222x10^35 and 9.842×10^34 planck lengths, respectively.
god i hate the metric system. how much is that in hours?
Depends how big the circle is, one hour is 15 degrees, but we can’t convert degrees to length without the radius.
Maybe they want light hours.
Or in better American heavy hours.
I can give it to you in c*h if you want…
Too real.
They’re both about 0 AU, so I don’t really see the problem.
She was as tall as a 7 year old Norwegian pine sapling exposed to ideal soil and water conditions and he was as tall as a female giraffe’s asshole.
About 192cm vs 155cm
1/46 and 1/58 of an american football field?
These are real units.
One is 6 minutes, 5 seconds and the other is 5 minutes, 2 seconds.He is 19.5 hands tall. She is 15.5 hands tall.
I’d say he’s about 0.0864 of a brontosaurus.
She was 8 bananas, he was 10.
He’s very tall and she’s pretty short, both with regards to average for their gender.
Tap for spoiler
6’5" is about 1.95m 5’2" is about 1.52m
You know, I have always used feet to measure height, but somehow seeing the difference in meters is significantly more eye opening as to just how insanely different those heights are.
Edit: Although I think you might have meant 1.57 for 5’2" 😅
Metres
A meter measures something, a metre is a unit of measurement.
Actually they represent the same distance, the different spellings are just regional. See center vs centre.
Americans use meter but they don’t use the unit so we can say it’s wrong.
Mmm I like this actually, yes I’m on board
Isn’t the metremeter the thing that measures stuff?
If you’re gonna be a pedant, at least be right about it 😝
While true in some cases, that’s entirely region dependent.
he was 1/5th taller
Okay, he was 6’5" and she was 5’2".
He was a skater boy, she said see you later boy
*sk8r boi
I can’t count past ten either. Little help!
Use your superior education that you got in your non-US country and do the math. Yeah the units are stupid and Americans are uneducated. But we can at least do the conversions.
But we can at least do the conversions.
And he usually doesn’t need to, since the civilised word is using metric system.
I’ve gone on this tirade plenty of times, but inches aren’t stupid. 12 inches to a foot makes a lot of sense for problems we’ve had to solve for millennia, because it’s 3 times a power of two. For things like woodoworking it actually makes more sense than the metric system.
“But 10 deciliters in a liter” Using a tape measure, mark out 1/3rd of the thickness of a standard 19mm sheet of plywood. I’ll be over here doing the same with 3/4" plywood by marking at 1/4".
Maybe we shouldn’t be selling Europe any weapons that work.
I honestly wish we used metric in the US.
What always cracks me up, are people not from the US who whine about our units, and demand that they be translated into their comfort units, which doesn’t make them look smart, it makes them look like they can’t do math as well as a teenager in the US.
I use metric all the time in the US. My 3D printer runs in millimeters and Celsius, I buy Pepsi by the liter, I dose every medicine by the gram, I meter electricity by the kilowatt and my lights are rated in lumens.
What I don’t do is this weird sense of superiority found in cultivated ignorance the Europeans seem so fond of on the subject.
Yup that’s my issue. We used metric all the time in the US. But you don’t ever see us bitching about units in an internet comment.
Google it
I once caught a goblin on camera stealing my socks and yelled at it and this was the exact face and pose it gave me
pics or it didnt happen
I fucking love .jxl!
You look like you are in top 3 creatures in the Universe most deserving a hug
That pic is ooooold.
I’m 6’3"…I’ve seen a lot of dandruff.
I’m very short. You smell so many unwashed asses and pits going up stairs or standing in crowded trains.
That’s brutal lol.
Well the angle up at my face isn’t much better (( )-:
I wonder if posting the puke emoji here would get me banned.
Why would it?
I dare you to try it! That would be crazy!
Looks like gag-reflex girlfriend. Hang on, let me look for something with her in it…
Edit: found it. They look similar. Can’t post it here, the only source I found was a Facebook reel and I don’t want to get downvoted to shit for posting FB stuff.
I believe this is the gag reflex girl’s YouTube channel: youtube.com/@DaleSeafoam-f4i
She’s similar, but I’m pretty sure they’re different people.
Ah, thanks for the find.
now… I know I can search gag reflex girlfriend and the results I’ll get and enjoy, but… what’s the particular one you mention about
Particular one? They just look very similar. I thought maybe gag girl’s image was lifted and used for a meme that had nothing to do with her.
My wife’s 4’9" and I’m 6 ft and this is never the view I see. That Delta height is exactly the same as what the op height differences is. If I’m looking down and she’s looking up our faces are only about a foot apart. Op’s picture makes it look like it’s 2 ft or more.
I agree. I’m 6’ 3" and my wife is 4’ 1" and this is total bullshit. though, to be fair, I’m usually cowering beneath her.
short Latina’s are some scary mofos yo.
Just two fingers in the nostrils
Anime eyes
was was
Hello! Fuck you and fuck your improvements!
