WINNETKA, IL—Describing a conversation that took place at a family gathering Friday, relatives of local conservative man Dennis Sherman told reporters it was obvious the 57-year-old’s terrifying descriptions of Chicago had come directly from Dante’s Inferno. “He goes on and on about how depraved and awful the city is,…
oh yeah but illinois and chicago just keep losing population every year. sic.
If you all would stop peeling the skin off your citizens to feed it to the three headed Cerberus that guards Union Station maybe your population would remain stable. smh