God, if only. *ahem* I said, GOD, if only! - eviltoast
    • Deceptichum@kbin.social
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      1 year ago

      If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered, 29 he shall pay her father fifty shekels of silver. He must marry the young woman, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives.

      Let’s be real, the old and new testaments both suck.

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        1 year ago

        It’s a joke my guy, but the Old Testament is way cooler than the New. The whole “turn the other cheek” and “who hasn’t sinned throw stones” is lame. I want battles with Goliaths and killing hundreds of men with jawbones and floods that wipe out the global population.