It’s like he nabbed Stalin’s moustache off his corpse when he died and glued it to his forehead upside down.
“And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn’t for those meddling Bolsheviks!”
My dad used to joke that after Stalin’s death, his mustache went into hiding as Breschnev’s eyebrows
Mrs. Brezhnev: “Leonid, what are you doing on that computer?”
Brezhnev: “I browse”
Mentat-ass lookin motherfucker
It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.
He’s a mentat.
Brezhnev isn’t #1, he’s the entire leaderboard — those eyebrows have their own ZIP code.
The funniest thing about this is that they look trimmed. How wild were they before he intervened?
Looking up pics of him is kind of a trip, you can tell he gets them trimmed regularly, but not regularly enough. He’s constantly cycling from normal human eyebrows up to this.
Chasing a receding hairline with your eyebrows.
It’s not clear who’s winning, but I’m along for the ride.
i’m sorry to every pair of drawn-on rectangular instagram eyebrows i’ve ever made fun of. i truly was not prepared for the brezhnev brows
He looks qualified to own a car wash. (Reference)
He looks qualified to
ownbe a car wash.And now I’m just imagining that guy brushing cars with those eyebrows
His eyebrows are cosplaying as Londo from Babylon 5
