Semen from various astropervs just floating around in the capsule sticking to peoples’ faces, getting in their hair, etc.

And your bulldog wife, too.

Sustained.

Valid, he did redeem himself in the encore.

This isn’t their first time around the Congressional Carousel. Every 20 years they get awful enough that they get the attention of Congress, who has to have a Congressional Dog & Pony Show®, and posture and bloviate, then everything goes back to business as usual.

When I was a teen, the local movie theater became known as the location for the most car thefts in the city. Next to the mall there was an on ramp that led to three different highways, so by the time they came out from the movie, their car could be two hours away in ANY direction.

I always drove jalopies, so my car was always safe.

Can I still tell heartwarming stories about my lovely Aunt Tifa?

Elderly enough.

How old does she have to be for this to be a genuine atrocity?

Nah, we have to deal with our own MAGA problems first.

He meant Maniacal.

That naming thing with a lower case “e” is so Naughties. That’s as out as “i.”

Electronic DNA.

Thanks to MAGA, I have now officially heard EVERYTHING, and I’m not one bit happy about it.

I get my porn from illegal download sites that aren’t interested in age-verification.

Like all Prohibition Policies, this is only going to push people toward more illegal outlets, which demonstrate more morality than the legal ones.

It’s for the CHILDREN, you COMMIE!

Yep. They put all their hopes into the Free Market, and have collected heavily on its benefits. Now they will have to experience the Free Market as it corrects, and finds its balance.

Sorry, MAGA, that’s YOUR system. Remember that as you hear the blade shwish.

Don’t admit that, having the right quip at just the right time is more important than the original source. Just take your accolades, and stroll away.

They’re in Athens, GA? That’s a really nice college town, home of REM and the B-52s, great restaurants, etc. It’s one of my favorite places to visit for business.

Why does MAGA have to show up there and shit all over such a nice college town? Stick to your shithole cities like Boise and Salt Lake City. Leave nice places like Athens alone.

Conservative men think the clitoris is a hoax.

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