I use to love Tool but then I realized that they are douchebag who like to have sex with minors. I went to a show with my girlfriend who was 16 (me 17) and they sent someone saying the guys wanted her backstage. She said she would go only if I can come too, and we were told “that’s not how it works”. Lots of other young girls went. I have been disgusted by this band since. This was late 90s or early 2000, the guys were in their 30.

Has anyone tried the recipe? I’ve been tempted to try it one of days but have never gotten around to it yet.

The Eggs/Balls Of Satan

Half a cup of powdered sugar

One quarter teaspoon salt

One knife tip Turkish hash

Half a pound butter

One teaspoon vanilla-sugar

Half a pound flour

150 g ground nuts

A little extra powdered sugar … and no eggs

Place in a bowl

Add butter

Add the ground nuts and

Knead the dough

Form eyeball-size pieces from the dough Roll in the powdered sugar and say the Magic Words: “Sim sala bim bamba sala do saladim”

Place on a greased baking pan and Bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes …AND NO EGGS