Get rid of the chicken tax do a fucking good thing you hot stack of golden sprayed shit…

Being the one who emptied the entirely overfilled sharpener… Taking a good solid 4 whacks on the bin to get it to clear out enough you could just shake the rest out … Totally not getting stared down the whole time by literally everyone in the room… During the totally exaggerated 3 minute long shake out. Then proceed to sharpen pencil. Don’t forget to empty the sharpener again.

Isn’t his hiring dei?

Have they got the loop long enough you don’t end up I. A traffic jam.

I’m just hoping they don’t have to tow anything…

Just hand out twizzlers for everything. Double points if you can bite the ends off and then jam it into the cup for the customer before handing it to them.

Take and fold lengthwise in half twice. Hold both ends and the give it 3to 5 twists so it now looks like a twizzler now ball it up and jam it somewhere as long as its some where tight. It won’t tangle cause it already is. When you ready for them just pull them out they will untwist themselves generally.

It doesn’t need to be tightly twisted just enough to hold it.

Its rough on rats in my ass.

Wanna know how to jam a set of headphones in any pocket or purse and not have them tangle? I’m not giving the way unless someone asks for it.

job security… hows the health plan?

Yeah have you seen lithium mining… You think Exxon will do it safely? Cleanly?..

“Every couple summers, me and a couple hunters, like to row in from the isle of astonishing mother fuckers…”

-Hail Mary Mallon

Ain’t taken care of no bodies kids but his.

So ask the judge why car companies want to track judges?

Because they were prohibitively expensive in materials to make. They were diesel electric. Like modern trains. But all the copper needed made them unfeasible.

Even if… they are just showing you a way to style it.

But I concede that it is one of the worst and most delicate ports ever stuck on something expected to have a plug jammed in it literally a thousand times.

You mean the micro USB 3.0 v1 which was backwards compatible with micro usb. That’s right you could use the new fangled USB 3.0 port and cable and get those speeds as well as charging rate. Or… Use a bog generic USB micro USB 2.0 cable and it would still fit on one side of the port and was still useable for USB 2.0 speeds and charging rates.

used to have a FM tuner on the modem. International models do still carry modems with FM tuners on them. And the antenna was you headphone cord. Which is why it doesnt and won’t work with Bluetooth… And for all likely hood it won’t work with USB c headphones either

Are we talking like … Hash…