"What if everything was X?" but with computers - eviltoast
  • Pyro@lemmy.worldEnglish
    9·
    1 year ago

    It’s true!

    Node: What if everything was JavaScript?
    Rust: What if everything was safe?
    Lisp: What if everything was parenthesised?
    React: What if everything was hell?
    Malbolge: What if everything was unreadable?
    VB6: What if everything was shit?

    Actually, I think that last one applies to more than just VB6…

    • konju376@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
      11·
      1 year ago

      C: What if everything was an integer?

      C++: What if everything was an integer but we pretend like we’re better than that?

      • dukk@programming.devEnglish
        6·
        1 year ago

        Python: What if everything was indented?

        Haskell: What if everything was formally proven?

        Java: What if everything was stupidly verbose?

        JSON: What if everything was JSON?