I’d put some batteries in the vest pockets and say By the power vested in me I now pronounce you son and daughter. You may not kiss anyone until you’re 18

This dad jokes.

Vestern problems.

Better than when we had hot dogs for dinner, wurst day ever

I personally prefer a nice thick wool sweater, but I suppose you’ll just accuse me of being too heavily invested.

That’s the vest joke I’ve heard in a while.

Top patenting.

Thanks dad!

So like did the children come standard with this joke or did you have to tell this joke to become a dad?

They obviously had vested interests

Ok boomer.