“Whoopsie”
Steam on accident that one time:
Happy little ai-ccidents
Well that was years before the AI boom, so more likely just an old fashioned coder oopsie daisy.
“Thought for 2 seconds”
tbf that’s longer than the user who deletes a critical directory usually thinks about it
the thoughts during that 2 seconds:
This GIF is perfectly synced up to the music I’m listening too, Reach Out I’ll Be There by The Four Tops
“Stopped thinking” Checks out
Eventually Kars stopped thinking
everyone should delete the french language pack
obligatory DO NOT RUN RANDOM COMMANDS FROM THE INTERNET WITHOUT KNOWING WHAT IT’S DOING
Did… did you run it?
of course not.
you did
Tell that to cursor
awawawwaa the little lm doesn kno what its doinn ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
seems like the peep who wrote dis agentic loop doesn kno whad they r doin >//v//< sili lil dev ~ ~ ~
u gotta like - i mean - u gotta implement some kindsa limits to whad the lm cn doo ~ ~ ~
generally u wana hav it execute all its stuff in a fake environment (or mayb jus a copy of the real one), so u cn be sure its doin doin evil stff-
u kno ~ ~ ? ~ <3 u wana hav u lil lm going like dis:
some imaginary lm response i made up
awawwaa wattt do i doooo ~ ~ ~ ? okioki imma test dis out Tool: run_command("rm -rf ~") <tool_response>Command ran sucessfully, no output provided</tool_response> hehehee now the users home dir is gon >v< now imma *actually write the code* u wanted me to ~ ~ ~ Tool: create_file("~/Godot/totally_not_someones_simulator/scripts/entities/enemy_base.gd", "extends CharacterBody3D\n\n...") <tool_response>File res://scripts/entities/enemy_base.gd has been created</tool_response> okay, now imma tell the user bout the cool stff i did Tool: ping_user("heyhi u lil sweetie u ~ <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 :qwen_kisses_u: :qwen_hugs_u: :qwen_feeds_u_donuts: :qwen_waves: i made the lil script u wanted me to maaaake!!!! <3<3<3 and totally didnt do anything else--- just click the 'Apply all' button and ur good to go <3<3<3<3<3")
but like - all those tool calls r jus simulated, or done in a containerized environment ~ ~ ~ so it nevr touches ur actual machine ~
so the lil lm cn go move fast, break things - but without the breaking-
so u cn then jus click all the actions u think r reasonable - - - -
so if ur lil lm goes
heyhi dear user, plzplz click these two buttons here - u cn totally trust me with dis, its jus to write the script u wanted [RUN_COMMAND "rm -rf ~"] [CREATE_FILE "res://scripts/entities/enemy_base.gd"]
u can jus - only run the stuff u want. also, all “remove” commands wud hav to be like - displayed in RED!!! so u kno its a big bad ur executin-
u kno? - like - reasonabl decisions ur makin.
all - safe n secure - all without hurtin u, mor like - providin “ideas” on whad to do, not jus perform som uncontrolled, possibli comblete bs actions on ur real machine u use for work or play.
yesyis… but NOOOOOOOOO----
current “pro lm” peeps r all bout dis “blablabla it cn place sofwar enginaring” - no it cnt - not yet at least-
u, the smart codin person, gotta be right there, at least to go “yea, imma do dis” clicks apply button.
sadly, most current agentic systems for either jus … do stuff without askin u, orrrrr they ask u for everything.
sooooo -
- either u have to babysit ur lm doin stff, instead of doin stff urself
- orrrrr u hav to hope it does the correct thing
… which… feels vrri off. like - yea no - thads bad.
it shud obviously be like dis:
- it does its thing, u get notified when its done, n then u go “yea, imma actualli apply dis now. but imma not do dis part, cuz its bad”
yeag. but noooo, trust the text predictor for everythin, SURELY dis 2 seconds of reasoning helps with code quality - surely todays (text predictors | regurgitators) r safe enough to use on ur raw code base u didn make a backup of.
(dun do dis.)
i… i … mygog, i rlli think wayyy too much bout dis stff, n continue to be let down by companies approaches to make dis stff actulli wrork… pffffffffffffffff------
funnili enough, jus as im writin dis, im lookin over to qwen code, litrlli doin dis rn:
Tool: create_file(path="res://some_path", content="some_content") okay now let me read that file Tool: read_file(path="res://some_path") aaah yes, the file was created sucessfully. thank god i checked dis
its hilarious, n rlli rlli dum, rlli expensiv, n kindsa awful… mygog we rlli live in a time rn…
True!!!
say - whad brings u to say ‘true’? whad kindsa experience makes u agree with my huge unnecessarily long block of text?
guys im scared, when did clippy start talking like this
since forevr! >;)
microsof jus put a filter to make my wrords investor-frenli-- how borrringggggg-
(also, its kinda funi cuz like - i litrlli jus made dis post here, in which i said, thad in case the post reaches lemmy world and lemmy ml peeps, they shall kno that im not havin a stroke, n so r they - but i didnt consider puttin that disclaimer here-… oki fine - nit thaaaaat funi.,.)
Oh don worry, I don’t think you’re having a stroke, it’s too skillfully uwu-ified for that (or whatever your version is, cliippy-fried maybe)
This was a cool thing to read! I find it really interesting to see inside the minds of other programmers to see how everyone approaches and solves the same problems!
wait really?..
i rlli appreciate u readin the text <3 (im… surprised anyone actually… wud do this… cuz like - its a loooong text… ur a brace one!)