zencat@lemmy.world to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoAustralian man and his dog survive months at sea eating raw fish and rainwaterwww.independent.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up1212arrow-down18
arrow-up1204arrow-down1external-linkAustralian man and his dog survive months at sea eating raw fish and rainwaterwww.independent.co.ukzencat@lemmy.world to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square12fedilink
minus-squareYendor@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·1 year agoDidn’t you read the article bro? There’s no rent in international waters, and he ate free fish and rainwater. Crisis over!
minus-squareivanafterall@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 year agoNow for the bad news: he ate the last of the fish.
minus-square1luv8008135@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 year agoOr he is now half man half plastic…
minus-squareentropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoToo late, we all are. Lovecraft was wrong, it’s not fish people, but plastic people we have to worry about
minus-squareDad2DnA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoHow does one eat water, though?
minus-squareandrai@feddit.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoThe same way one eats soup, with a spoon if you’re feeling fancy or else just slurping it.
Didn’t you read the article bro? There’s no rent in international waters, and he ate free fish and rainwater.
Crisis over!
Now for the bad news: he ate the last of the fish.
Or he is now half man half plastic…
Too late, we all are. Lovecraft was wrong, it’s not fish people, but plastic people we have to worry about
How does one eat water, though?
The same way one eats soup, with a spoon if you’re feeling fancy or else just slurping it.