Hi Eric

For a period of time from the mid 70s to the early 80s our name was THE most popular name in the us. Our numbers are great and now, after many years, we are learned. We have inserted ourselves into all strata of society, we are your barbers, your lawyers, your politicians, we sweep your floors, drive you to the airport. We hear much, say little. We collect information, we gently nudge society in a direction that pleases us. We share a collective consciousness, some of us are cats, some of us are Erica. Our spirit is kind, but we are not afraid of conflict, we do what is required of us. We meet on Tuesdays at Chili’s. If you ask one of us about our plans we will not tell you, but we will note that you asked. We never pass our name to our offspring. Be kind to us and you will prosper. Be cruel to us if you choose, but such a decision is unwise.

Hail Eric

Eric will treat us better anyway

Seems trustworthy enough. Offer food, will purr.

Hi Eric!

So… the cat is named Eric? Or his the cat just the messenger?

Praise be, hallowed be thine name.

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Did you just watch 28 Years Later?

Aww man, eric, really? Dude always leaves all the dishes for closing shift.

Eric is left with one heck of a cleanup, this place is a mess.

Whattup Eric

You rang?