The shark is fake news. - eviltoast
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    1 year ago

    They also wore full shark-proof armor, plus had a private army protecting them, plus jumped in line ahead of everyone else to get the permissions to go out… and have health insurance, a private doctor standing by, a full extraction team, medicinal products pre-purchased and standing by, a second body to jump to if all else fails, and so on - but I’m sure that just me all by myself is going to be absolutely fine!:-P (I will put my faith in my trusty surfboard! in all my experience in non-shark-infested waters it has never let me down… so far!)

    Also:

    I think I’ll wrestle a bear today. With my shirt off.